[Woman sitting at computer in living room. Man approaches]
MAN >> Hey, what’re you lookin’ at?
[Music rises, characters sing]
[Woman looks at man. She has an obvious case of pink eye]
WOMAN >> Oh if you’ve got pink eye…
[Teenage girl in bed, looking at her phone. Her voice sounds stuffed up]
TEENAGE GIRL >> Or get mono from your guy…
[Couple standing in bathroom with pregnancy test]
COUPLE >> If your stick is turning blue…
[Girl in examining room with her father. Her nose is red from a cold or flu]
GIRL >> Or you’ve got a case of flu…
[Doctor checking woman for strep in examining room. Woman’s voice muffled because of the tongue depressor in her mouth. Subtitles appear on screen]
WOMAN >> If you think you’ve got strep…
[Young man has fallen down the stairs. A bruise is on his face.]
YOUNG MAN >> Or you missed that last step…
[A group of friends sitting in a living room eating sushi. Sick girl runs to bathroom, holding her mouth, likely due to food poisoning]
GROUP >> If you ate a bad tuna roll...
[First woman is shown in living room again]
WOMAN >> Ontario.ca/healthcareoptions tells you where to go.
[First man, looking nonplussed]
MAN >> Okay.
[Ontario logo]
NARRATOR >> Get directions to the health care you need at ontario.ca/healthcareoptions.